July 2008
41 posts
5:15am wake up: check!
wetsuit on: check!
pick up leslie: check!
meet up with tri club in santa monica: check!
goggles: fail!
An unusually high swell today caused for some choppy conditions in the water. I got nailed by a wave, flipped upside down, lost my goggles, and lost my ovaries to get back up and into the water. My legs just froze. Well, I’ll try again next Wednesday....
EARTHQUAKE!!! Awesome. →
Woman, 44, Gives Birth to 18th Child”, a girl.
– Too bad, she wanted a boy. Breeders.
re: the "halfweigh-in" at work on August 1st
Me: I really don’t want him to die at work. We don’t need the ghost of Maitz in these offices. Muto: Maitz isn’t the kind of guy to spawn a ghost. Me: Zombie? Muto: Yes, even worse. I have distinct thoughts that during a zombie uprising, I would take Maitz out first. Zombie or not, he goes first. Me: Mark your words. Muto: That’s a quote for your blog. Me: Shit,...
Um, stick around for the Star Wars interpretive dance at the end. Um. Um. Yeah.
Free American Apparel Tshirts
No, this isn’t a scam. My friend sent me this from her company….first 500 shirts you pay $4.99 for shipping. At first I thought it was lame, then I found “I bake for friends” and couldn’t resist. :)
Wrong, but kinda awesome.
Google Maps Adds Walking Directions
Maybe biking next?
Tom is in NY until the end of August. His roommate made a video of one of his cats,( whom I call fatty mcfatso) so he would feel bad and miss him. Nice.
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Thanks EE…
eemblr:
List of the Day
Raising the stakes. Mine arrives tomorrow…
The alcohol is the hard part.
I just got through July 4th with no booze. Well, a few sips of vodka on the rocks. But that doesn’t count. No beer. None. Zip. Zilch. It just wasn’t a holiday.
Summer of Losers: July 1 to Sept 1
#1: You’re-Gonna-Wanna-Fuck-Me-Fitness-Face-Off: Me, Russo, and Tom. Winner based on before and after photos decided by judge (Denise). Winner selects nice restaurant of their choice and the other two split the bill.
#2: The Summer-Boogie-Fatty-Challenge: Me, Muto, Kurt, Pete, Brandon, Maitz, Woody, Josh, and Jeremy. Winner based on total BMI loss. Winner receives 2 RT tickets to...