re: the “halfweigh-in” at work on August 1st

Me: I really don’t want him to die at work. We don’t need the ghost of Maitz in these offices.
Muto: Maitz isn’t the kind of guy to spawn a ghost.
Me: Zombie?
Muto: Yes, even worse. I have distinct thoughts that during a zombie uprising, I would take Maitz out first. Zombie or not, he goes first.
Me: Mark your words.
Muto: That’s a quote for your blog.
Me: Shit, repaste, I closed the window.